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Post by Kyle Roberts on Oct 6, 2009 23:51:07 GMT -5
Kyle really couldn't control himself as he laughed his ass off at Kristopher, really it was just too funny. Then when he started splashing them he only laughed harder, taking his arm and sending a mighty wave straight into the blond's face. Sarah was right, they really should do this more often. This was what it meant to have a real family, and that's all he'd ever wanted.
"But anyways, I wanna met the people you like, it could be fun...and maybe I can be the intimidating big brother." "Heh. I somehow doubt that, Krissy. Plus, you wouldn't want to meet everyone on the list. Trust me, you don't. Besides, it's not like I'm seriously thinking about any of them . . . except maybe one, but . . . Um, no. Hehheh."
Though he could really do without hearing any of that. His brain had just scribbled out its previous not, and was now writing it in huge bold letters, with lots of underlining and exclamation marks. But he ignored it, doing his usual bit and covering his emotions over. Instead he merely grinned, poking the younger of the brothers in the forehead. "You? Intimidating? Your about as intimidating as a chipmunk." That was the truth of it, Kris was far too cute to be intimidating. Scaring the hell out of people was a job for the head of the house, which just so happened to be big brother Kyle. And damn did he love his job.
"But I do think Kyle would look rather cute with an earring or too, and no, you wouldn't look gay!" "Heehee. Um, heh, yeah, he would look cute, wouldn't he?"
Kyle put on a mask of mock shock and belief. He was rather good at it, he looked for all the world as though his feelings had been hurt. "Oh so your ganging up on me now? Next thing you'll be trying to get me in a skirt and heels." He laughed again, hoping Kris didn't go off on one of his rants about crossdressing. That would be a real buzzkill.
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Post by Kristopher Roberts on Oct 7, 2009 0:03:13 GMT -5
"You? Intimidating? Your about as intimidating as a chipmunk."
Chipmunks could be feisty.
"Ohhhh...shove it up your ass, I could try!" Krissy spoke in good humor and waved his brother away with a hand as he was hit once again by another wave of water that he took in the face. How wonderful.
"Oh so your ganging up on me now? Next thing you'll be trying to get me in a skirt and heels."
The younger brother laughed, even though he was against cross dressing he didn't care if others did it...as long as he was not included into cross dressing. Granted he would make a pretty girl but no way in hell would he admit it, not even to Augusta! No way in hell was Kris going to wear a maid outfit.
But now Kristopher put a hand to his chin in thought, "Actually, Kyle." said the blond in deep thought, "You might look rather cute in one of Sarah's dresses, and I am sure we can find you high heels." he teased, "And then you would be just gorgeous." With that line, he ended with a bit of over the top gay-voice that he just couldn't resist, he even did the hand motion along with it.
It so did not fit Kristopher, but it was funny as hell!
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Sarah Roberts
Human Rebel
What life is worth living when those you love get hurt?
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Post by Sarah Roberts on Oct 7, 2009 16:34:13 GMT -5
"Actually, Kyle. You might look rather cute in one of Sarah's dresses, and I am sure we can find you high heels. And then you would be just gorgeous."
Sarah was laughing so hard she actually fell backwards into the water. She splashed about a bit before recovering. Even when she got her hands and knees beneath her, though, she still hadn't regained her composure. Krissy's voice had just pushed the whole thing over the top. Especially since she was still plagued with images of Kyle in a dress and earrings. "M-maybe w-we could *snort* find a good shade of lipstick, too. HAHA!!! I think I might actually have one that would work!" Her renewed laughter caused her to fall over in the water again.
Anyone else who walked in on this scene wouldn't recognise Sarah at all. She was happy. Really, truly happy. She loved her brothers so much. Especially right now. This was probably the most perfect moment they'd had since they'd all come to Wonderland. Hell, this is the most perfect moment they'd had since . . . . well, ever. This was a moment Sarah would treasure forever.
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Post by Kyle Roberts on Oct 10, 2009 22:41:24 GMT -5
"Ohhhh...shove it up your ass, I could try!"
Shove it up his ass? Such language. Unlike Kris he didn't shove anything up his ass. He left such matters up to the younger brother. Afterall, they at least one of them had to be straight right? He grinned at the boy, winking at him slyly. "I do believe sticking things up someone's ass is your job little brother." Was it true? Maybe not quite. Was it going to embarrass the hell out of him? Most likely. But was it funny? Hell yeah it was.
"Actually, Kyle. You might look rather cute in one of Sarah's dresses, and I am sure we can find you high heels. And then you would be just gorgeous."
Really now, that was just too much for Kyle. He let out a roar of laughter as he too fell over, but instead of falling backwards he collapsed onto his side. It was a very good thing they were in the shallow end, or else his mouth would have filled up with water everytime it opened to laugh. But as it was half his head merely got soaked as he lay there clutching at his scarred ribs, hardly able to breathe he was laughing so hard. Sarah's laughter only made it worse, as though it were some type of contagion. He sorely wanted to make two or twelve gay jokes at his brother's expense, but it was simply impossible at the moment.
"M-maybe w-we could *snort* find a good shade of lipstick, too. HAHA!!! I think I might actually have one that would work!"
Dear lord. That certainly didn't help matters any. He merely continues in his fit of laughter, unable to regain his composure. Like Sarah, there was absolutely no one who could recognize him as the emotionless shell everyone knew. And like her, he too would treasure this moment. True, even this would never hold the same place in his heart that the memories of his first night with Sarah held, but it came mighty close.
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Post by Kristopher Roberts on Oct 10, 2009 23:56:12 GMT -5
Kristopher could not help it either, he joined the laughter and held his ribs and bent over slightly as he flipped his brother off. "At least its fun getting things up the ass!" He snorted and blushed horribly, a joke at his own expense but oh well, he couldn't resist. Oh he was loving this moment, being an actual family was nice!
He just hoped he didn't kill his dear siblings with laughter. But god, Kyle's remark on lipstick just added to the humor of all of this! Kristopher tired to stop laughing but just couldn't! Why was this so damn funny? Because this joke was aimed towards the straight brother, that is why!
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