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Post by Terrence Tao on Sept 28, 2009 22:18:40 GMT -5
Ok, since the lot of us are character sadist... What better than a thread where our characters can ICly rant about us?
Just make it out as a letter to you from your char
EX:
' Dear Mum,
I hate you for always wanting me to get raped. Is it that fucking bad I have my virginity?! WELL?! What are you some sick twisted pervert who has nothing better to do than torment a twelve year old boy?! Who you purposely made fucked in the head?!
- Love Terrence '
See?
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Post by Garland Von Clossen on Sept 28, 2009 22:22:49 GMT -5
Dear Man-Who-Seems-To-Control-My-Every-Actions,
It's come to my attention that you do not make enough dead things. Sure, I don't want blood everywhere, like that other guy you have. He's not nice, by the way. Why couldn't you make a nicer boogie? I'd appreciate it if -a drawing of a butterfly follows-
I do apologize, I got sidetracked and don't quite recall why I was writing this letter. But upon further inspection of my previous text, I've come to the conclusion that yo -circles, squares, and triangles follow-
Once again, I submit my most humble of apolo -a scribbling of a dead raccoon with a laser on it's back-
Love,
Garland <3
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Post by Kristopher Roberts on Sept 28, 2009 22:31:41 GMT -5
Dear Lady-Obsessed-With-Drawing-Strange-Things,
Um, hi. I think you know me, Kristopher--you know the little blond you have--Roberts. And I was just wondering if maybe you could make me more...manly? I mean, what is with you? I got around to talking to your other characters like Cyrus Makoa, Frau, Lily and Lera...and they are far more manly then me! Why can't I be like that and why the hell am I so weak?
Futhermore WHY do you make me get raped by anything that moves? D=< I am not easy dang it! Is it so hard for you to see that maybe I have more potential then just a cheap toy with one trick? I can do things! I might not have any special abilites like your others but I can kick ass too! LET ME KICK ASS! You let MOMIJI kick ass and she was a PACIFIST!
Seriously, think about it. Cause I know where you sleep at night bitch!
Much love,
Kristopher
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Post by Doctor Nationis on Sept 29, 2009 21:48:08 GMT -5
Dear Worthless Human I Wish To Cut,
... I know where you live ...
Hate,
Iugo
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Post by Ryan Cardwell on Sept 30, 2009 0:30:21 GMT -5
Dear Jackass,
Why is it that your constantly making me look like an idiot? I'm 10 thousand friggen years old!!! I'm not an idiot dammit!!! And what the hell happened to the apathy and badassness? Learn to stick to a character app dipshit!! Seriously? How hard is that? And another thing. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU KILLING ME AND REUSURRECTING ME AS A LITTLE GIRLIE BOY THAT GETS RAPED BY EVERYONE IN SIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? That's bullshit!!! Your lucky i'm immaterial and semi-nonexistant or I'd not only shove my spike through your chest but I'd stick my boot up your ass!!!!
Much Anger,
Tristan
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Post by Augusta Davingoun on Sept 30, 2009 18:09:40 GMT -5
Dear Jerk,
Yo, this is yah know Augy... well Augusta formally but, whatever. I don't care what you think is funny, I'M NEVER A UKE!!! EVER!! So stop letting that blond ass put me on my back! It almost happened again!
Plus what kind of sick fanatasies do you have? Seriosuly, whats with you and torturing me? Or getting me beat up all the time? Am I really that easy to hurt? Come on... I'm suppossed to be manly and tough, not a wimp who geyts the shit beaten out of him all the time...
Gosh, seriously, set your head straight you sick freak...
P.S. I hope you go to Hell
Love,
Augy
P.S and apparently we both don't have the ability to spell so, screw you!!! >( *see bold*
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Post by Naelona Ezel on Sept 30, 2009 20:15:39 GMT -5
To: Madam Writer
I hate women for a reason, I'm sure you're well aware. Do not think I cannot snatch you as well.
Looking forward to seeing you soon.
- Naelona Ezel
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Post by Aione Higurashi on Oct 2, 2009 19:14:23 GMT -5
Dear Miss. Artist,
Um...thank you very much for creating me and everything, but...oh, how do I put this...?
-hands pen to Inner Ai-
Why the hell do I have such a fucked up past?! Can you come up with one character who had a happy life?? And what about this "Darion" bastard? If he's such a threat to that idiot -drawing of Ai here- then WHY AREN'T YOU FINDING SOMEONE TO PLAY HIM?! I want a villian, not some faceless threat!!! God, idiot! Get to work!!
-hands pen back to Aione-
...wow. Well, um, bye!
Sorry about that, but I am your creation,
Ai & Inner Ai
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Post by Shirogane Frost on Oct 21, 2009 23:29:56 GMT -5
Dear TNE90
It has been such a splendid time! But please pardon my saying so, you need to start using be more often I need more friends and people to hang out plus little girls and boys to cuddle! There so cute, why don’t I have my own? Please can I have my own? Pweeeese………..? With Luv and sugar on top! >3
Other then that you need to stop being so depressed or I may fear for my life, I know how you love to torture your creations. And by all means wouldn’t do any harm, to make me a little more ‘manly’ would it? I mean I’m sweet and adorable + good looking to boot. And did say sweet? I mean I cant just walk around kissing random people, please keep that in mind while controlling me I’m not gay fruity as he** but not gay XD.. But short and sweet I think that’s all to say for now!
-With Love-
Shirogane Frost
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