Post by Shaehern Azhrarn on Mar 4, 2011 22:16:27 GMT -5
(And now for the exciting second installment of this... this crime against humanity. Have fun, kiddies.)
This is the type of blatant abuse of talent that most people are afraid of when it comes to dealing with me, but how could I resist? Blonds. Bathtubs. Time to queue up for the voyeurism.
They really do look just like twins. Is it too much to hope for a twincestuous kiss that quickly turns into the throes of passion that can only truly exist between those who are as close as kin? Probably, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for my darlings.
I imagine this is a million times better than any sponge bath that the poor boy has been given while in the hospital, but even those can be... exciting if they're done right. Tantalizing, even. Oh, but that's why you bathe together. Like so many things, it gets better the more people you involve. Actually, now that I consider it... he wasn't too keen on that one time I tried bathing with him. Now that hurts.
Oh, well... I'll get over it! And as for bathing Naelona... that's an entirely different exercise. It's hard to get a good look, though... she's somewhat strict if not prudish about that sort of thing. Perhaps though, that is all the more reason to salivate over the idea. The mind is oft much more intrigued by that which the eyes have not yet seen, after all.
And the boy's hair really is quite too long... Rapunzel. *laughter* That's just brilliant. Let down your hair, Rapunzel! That way lil' Ezekiel can give it a yank. Maybe give something else one while he's at it.
Back to the Naelona bit, though. I wish I had known about this sooner. I would've liked to play Mar. I wouldn't have even needed a bribe. Roleplaying sounds like such fun, though Kris and Naelona won't work at all. Play a sexy nurse and a doctor instead!
... Wait. Wait. What. The. Fuck. Who do they think they are, making me the butt of their jokes? Hmmmm? 'Yes. Let's just blame it on Shaehern when I cut your hair so that if Naelona has a problem she can yell at him!' Not that I think she'd have an issue with cutting the boy's hair. It simply isn't practical and doesn't look very good. Probably because it was cultivated in a dungeon. Hmph.
(Cutting off at reply 5. I'll do more later.)
This is the type of blatant abuse of talent that most people are afraid of when it comes to dealing with me, but how could I resist? Blonds. Bathtubs. Time to queue up for the voyeurism.
They really do look just like twins. Is it too much to hope for a twincestuous kiss that quickly turns into the throes of passion that can only truly exist between those who are as close as kin? Probably, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for my darlings.
I imagine this is a million times better than any sponge bath that the poor boy has been given while in the hospital, but even those can be... exciting if they're done right. Tantalizing, even. Oh, but that's why you bathe together. Like so many things, it gets better the more people you involve. Actually, now that I consider it... he wasn't too keen on that one time I tried bathing with him. Now that hurts.
Oh, well... I'll get over it! And as for bathing Naelona... that's an entirely different exercise. It's hard to get a good look, though... she's somewhat strict if not prudish about that sort of thing. Perhaps though, that is all the more reason to salivate over the idea. The mind is oft much more intrigued by that which the eyes have not yet seen, after all.
And the boy's hair really is quite too long... Rapunzel. *laughter* That's just brilliant. Let down your hair, Rapunzel! That way lil' Ezekiel can give it a yank. Maybe give something else one while he's at it.
Back to the Naelona bit, though. I wish I had known about this sooner. I would've liked to play Mar. I wouldn't have even needed a bribe. Roleplaying sounds like such fun, though Kris and Naelona won't work at all. Play a sexy nurse and a doctor instead!
... Wait. Wait. What. The. Fuck. Who do they think they are, making me the butt of their jokes? Hmmmm? 'Yes. Let's just blame it on Shaehern when I cut your hair so that if Naelona has a problem she can yell at him!' Not that I think she'd have an issue with cutting the boy's hair. It simply isn't practical and doesn't look very good. Probably because it was cultivated in a dungeon. Hmph.
(Cutting off at reply 5. I'll do more later.)